Katie Holmes & Suri spend a luxurious day swimming & eating ice cream

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise are in Miami for some reason. And they got pap’d all over the place yesterday, first in the hotel pool and then on an ice cream run. At one point, the paps got some photos of Suri adjusting her little bikini, and they got a shot of Suri’s butt crack. I didn’t want to use those photos, just because it seemed… gross. Presumably grown men, hiding in some hotel bushes, snapping pics of a little girl in a swimsuit. It’s gross. But the photos are still notable I guess because Suri looks like she’s a solid little swimmer, and because Katie doesn’t seem to have a baby bump hidden in her (odd) swimsuit. I like that Katie’s wearing a one-piece, by the way. Bring back the cute one piece! When I look at Katie’s one-piece, though, all I can think about are how weird her tan lines must be.

And here are the ice cream photos. Suri loves her ice cream. The thought that struck me was: this is Suri’s life. Swimming with her mom in the middle of the day in a hotel pool, eating ice cream (presumably) for a meal. All on a weekday. Because God knows, a five year old child doesn’t belong in school, right? And before you start yelling at me about all of the celebrity children who aren’t going to school – all of them have tutors, I’m pretty sure. Except for Ali Lohan. That’s something Ali and Suri seem to have in common – their parents don’t put a high premium on education. Does Suri have a tutor? I’m sure she has “handlers” and “wranglers” but you never hear much about her education, do you? You can see more photos of Katie and Suri’s special day here.

Photos courtesy of Fame.